Help DeskThe Only Logical ConclusionC. B. Wright31 January 20141 August 2022 by C. B. Wright31 January 20141 August 20220 "How can I help you today, sir?"...
Help DeskThe Dance BeginsC. B. Wright30 January 20141 August 2022 by C. B. Wright30 January 20141 August 20220 "I work technical support so I won't be able to cancel your account."...
Kernel PanicChoose Your Words CarefullyC. B. Wright29 January 201426 December 2022 by C. B. Wright29 January 201426 December 20220 "You."...
Help DeskYou Had Your ChanceC. B. Wright29 January 20141 August 2022 by C. B. Wright29 January 20141 August 20220 "I need you to cancel my UberDSL service."...
Help DeskMeanwhile, Somewhere ElseC. B. Wright28 January 20141 August 2022 by C. B. Wright28 January 20141 August 20220 "I need you to answer a question for me."...
Help DeskThe Cabal MeetsC. B. Wright27 January 20141 August 2022 by C. B. Wright27 January 20141 August 20220 "I, the Dark Lord of Ubersoft, have called you my fellow members of the Evil Computer Industry Cabal..."...
Help DeskThe New Myers-BriggsC. B. Wright24 January 20141 August 2022 by C. B. Wright24 January 20141 August 20220 "You created all the memes?"...
Help DeskCan Haz BaconC. B. Wright23 January 20141 August 2022 by C. B. Wright23 January 20141 August 20220 "I'm going through your 'three hops of surveillance' data."...
Kernel PanicBad TimingC. B. Wright22 January 201426 December 2022 by C. B. Wright22 January 201426 December 20220 "I think one of the reasons we're having so much trouble is that we're trying to get jobs individually instead of as a team."...
Help DeskThe Waiting GameC. B. Wright22 January 20141 August 2022 by C. B. Wright22 January 20141 August 20220 "It's all right to feel a little uneasy about what we're doing."...