“You’re telling me that AT&T actually has the most sophisticated cellular network in the world?”
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Month: January 2011
Mysteries Revealed
“Some of the things you’re saying are… a little confusing.”
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The Enemy Shall Be Our Salvation
“The ‘Omega Protocol,’ when active, will release a… ‘thing…'”
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Next Time Try Index Cards
“Now let’s talk about the thing that’s going to save our lives.”
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Pay Me, Bug! Chapter Three
WHEREIN Our Hero, Axe in Hand, Discovers the Forest Brought Guns. Many, Many Guns.
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Accurately Communicating Threat
“Welcome to the Big Board.”
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Pay Me, Bug! Chapter Two
WHEREIN Our Hero, Noting the Woods’ Triumphant Return, Desperately Casts About for an Axe
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What the Hell?! Con 2011!
My favorite con!
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No Acronym Needed
“I’ve prepared a little multimedia demonstration in ComOPS.”
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Final Words
“I just want you to know this isn’t personal.”
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