November 2009 – Eviscerati.Org

Just Goggles It

“Hey there, young feller. Lookin’ for a shine?”

“We have a problem.”

“And now we return to our special segment on virtual computing.”

“Virtual computing: what is it?”

With a pain in my gut and a throbbing headache that I usually only associate with late nights…

“So, you intend to turn the tables…”

“You’re very clever, Old Man, but I’m afraid two can play at that game.”

“Jake!”

“By blaming Apple for every ruthless action we take, we achieve two goals…”

“I have to say, I’m impressed.”

Comic Transcript THE BOSS: You see Steve, I have decided that things are better for my company if we declare…

Comic Transcript THE BOSS: You see Steve, by blaming Apple for every ruthless action we take, we achieve two goals:…