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Read more“My clients claim that the Ubersoft Marketing Language uses the same process for separating content from reality that is covered under our patent.”
Read moreComic Transcript DORIAN: Alice, you’ve testified that you use the “Ubersoft Marketing Language” to take a statement or phrase and “repurpose” it so that it says something quite different from its original intent. Is that correct? ALICE: We use UML to rework a statement so that it becomes more favorable to Ubersoft. DORIAN: You have, in fact, taken the statement
Read more“Have you ever used the process described in the patent that is the focus of this lawsuit in a manner similar to the way you use the Ubersoft Marketing Language?”
Read moreIt’s flattering but I have to decline
Read more“Please state your name and occupation for the court.”
Read moreA demonstration of the Fifth Law of Robotics in action.
Read more“We intend to prove, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that the Plaintiff’s patent has no bearing on the Ubersoft Marketing Language.”
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