I’m Not Dead, Just Really, Really Busy
Also I have beautiful plumage...
Month : September 2009
When Your Previous Thesis Interferes With Your Current Thesis
"My clients claim that the Ubersoft Marketing Language uses the same process for separating content from reality that is covered under our patent."...
Framing The Function
Comic Transcript DORIAN: Alice, you’ve testified that you use the “Ubersoft Marketing Language” to take a statement or phrase and “repurpose” it so that it...
The Trouble With Abstraction
"Have you ever used the process described in the patent that is the focus of this lawsuit in a manner similar to the way you...
One Quick Question
It's flattering but I have to decline...
UML In Action
"Please state your name and occupation for the court."...
Logic Failures for Fun and Profit
A demonstration of the Fifth Law of Robotics in action....
Acknowledged Expertise
"We intend to prove, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that the Plaintiff's patent has no bearing on the Ubersoft Marketing Language."...