February 2009 – Eviscerati.Org

The Perception Of Value

“The truth is, Nifty Doorways 7: ‘Dust Bowl’ Edition is yet another weapon in our war against Linux.”

“All I’m saying is that this makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.”

“How do you honestly expect people to use a computer when they can only run three applications simultaneously?”

“So you’ve decided that the ‘Dust Bowl’ edition of Nifty Doorways 7 will have a three-application limit.”

We talked a little longer, but questions got me nowhere.

“How can I assist you today?”

Maybe next year?

Why the Dark Lord of Ubersoft is never invited to charity events.

It was a story I’d heard before…

“Petitioning the Federal Government for assistance is not an acceptable solution for this problem.”

Comic Transcript THE BOSS: How can we fix this problem? ADALAI FOULE: I fear the problem is too large to…

Comic Transcript NARRATOR: Why the Dark Lord of Ubersoft is never invited to charity events. THE BOSS: Each year, thousands…