August 2007 – Eviscerati.Org

One Man’s Trash Is Another Man’s Evil Box

“Is it still there?”

“You remind me a lot of myself when I was your age.”

“Don’t you think creating an evil, sentient, floating software box of death is a little counterproductive?”

“I think it’s time we had a little talk.”

Expensive, expensive dog

“I’d like to lodge a complaint about this software box.”

“Have you been getting any calls about the Nifty Doorways Verandah box?”

“Ubersoft technical support, Monk speaking.”

“I don’t understand how it’s even possible to patent an emotion.”

The price of success

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