“Is it still there?”
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Month: August 2007
Of Peas and Pods
“You remind me a lot of myself when I was your age.”
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The Opposite Of Ergonomic
“Don’t you think creating an evil, sentient, floating software box of death is a little counterproductive?”
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Hurt You More
“I think it’s time we had a little talk.”
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The Most Expensive Dog I’ve Ever Owned
Expensive, expensive dog
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Being Specific
“I’d like to lodge a complaint about this software box.”
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Me And My Shadow
“Have you been getting any calls about the Nifty Doorways Verandah box?”
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A Dark And Hungry Box Arises
“Ubersoft technical support, Monk speaking.”
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Annoyance Comes In Bulk Orders Only
“I don’t understand how it’s even possible to patent an emotion.”
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I Got Groklawed
The price of success
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