December 2005 – Eviscerati.Org

Retribution

When you cross Microsoft, they’ll double-cross you right back

“You honestly want to force me to go to the State Attorney General and initiate a class action lawsuit against you just to get a refund?”

“I’m not satisfied with my software, and I’d like a refund.”

This game… this… “Lazarus…” it cannot be a good thing.

“Which game are you most looking forward to playing over the Christmas holiday?”

“I’m very sorry that you were forced to wait on hold for more than a week in order to get through to me.”

“You were on hold for more than a week because you didn’t want to lose your place in the call queue?”

“It’s bad enough that you show not one bit of appreciation for the history of the industry you work in…”

“I’m having a little trouble grasping the idea that you’ve been waiting patiently on hold for over a week.”

“Is this really a person?”