“So I hear we’re going to sue the government.”
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Month: September 2005
A Message In No Uncertain Terms
“We now have our game plan.”
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Confirmation Or Denial
“Can you confirm or deny reports that Ubersoft is planning a retributive strike against Massachusetts?”
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That Which We Will Never Do
“I do not care if Massachusetts is a ‘State’ or a ‘Commonwealth.'”
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Commonwealth
“I have gathered the three of you here so that we may come up with a proper response.”
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Open By Any Other Name Is Closed
“We cannot in good conscience support a word processing document that won’t do VOIP”
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An Overreaction Of Biblical Proportions
“We must mobilize our forces now.”
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The Open Book Incident
“Destroy them!”
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Happy Labor Day!
“The cast of Help Desk would like to wish our readers a happy Labor Day.”
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Tangential Ruminations
“There may be a slight problem with the ‘Delhi Opportunity.'”
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