Help DeskA Lamb Strays From The FlockC. B. Wright18 August 20051 August 2022 by C. B. Wright18 August 20051 August 20220 "I'm just going to look around a little."...
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Help DeskA Trip To The Store, ContinuedC. B. Wright16 August 20051 August 2022 by C. B. Wright16 August 20051 August 20220 "What are you looking for?"...
Help DeskA Trip To The StoreC. B. Wright15 August 20051 August 2022 by C. B. Wright15 August 20051 August 20220 "I'm going to CompUSURY to buy legal licenses for everyone on this floor."...
Help DeskGoing Back To The MiddlemanC. B. Wright12 August 20051 August 2022 by C. B. Wright12 August 20051 August 20220 "What you're telling me is that the software I'm running on my machine is pirated."...
Help DeskAn Unusual AdmissionC. B. Wright11 August 20051 August 2022 by C. B. Wright11 August 20051 August 20220 "You'd better have a good reason for calling me out here this early in the morning."...
Kernel PanicWe Return to Our Story Already In ProgressC. B. Wright10 August 200526 December 2022 by C. B. Wright10 August 200526 December 20220 "Are you absolutely sure you want to go on this tour?"...
Help DeskLook! A Petard!C. B. Wright10 August 20051 August 2022 by C. B. Wright10 August 20051 August 20220 Ubersoft, 6:30 AM...
Help DeskAn Unassailable Moral StanceC. B. Wright9 August 20051 August 2022 by C. B. Wright9 August 20051 August 20220 "Ultimately this new anti-piracy measure is intended to help our customers."...
Help DeskThe Efficacy Of ImpositionC. B. Wright8 August 20051 August 2022 by C. B. Wright8 August 20051 August 20220 Comic Transcript ALEX: Ubersoft Technical Support. Alex speaking. CUSTOMER: I was told by the Nifty Doorways Special Update Wizard that new updates were available for...