“My computer keeps displaying an out of memory error message.”
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“My computer keeps displaying an out of memory error message.”
Read moreThough it has been some time since our last lesson, I am pleased to note that you are employing our greatest weapon – the blurring of the distinction between license and ownership – to great effect.
Read more“The Boss had decided to remain evil.”
Read more“Your offer intrigues me.”
Read morePerhaps our greatest achievement to date has been our ability to convince people to spend enormous sums of money to purchase software that they do not, in fact, own.
Read more“Hey man, Arnauld Dreck is on the phone. He wants to know why the servers have been down all week.”
Read moreI chuckle at the thought of your first reaction to this letter.
Read more“None of the reasons you’ve given for unruly mobs explain why they want me.”
Read more“Their demands are fairly simple.”
Read more“…and that’s why you should abandon your evil ways and become a force for good.”
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