“My computer keeps displaying an out of memory error message.”
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Month: May 2005
The Ubersoft Letters: Chapter Two
Though it has been some time since our last lesson, I am pleased to note that you are employing our greatest weapon – the blurring of the distinction between license and ownership – to great effect.
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Mob Rule By Committee
“The Boss had decided to remain evil.”
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Motivation
“Your offer intrigues me.”
Read moreThe Ubersoft Letters: Chapter One
Perhaps our greatest achievement to date has been our ability to convince people to spend enormous sums of money to purchase software that they do not, in fact, own.
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Accountability
“Hey man, Arnauld Dreck is on the phone. He wants to know why the servers have been down all week.”
Read moreThe Ubersoft Letters: Introduction
I chuckle at the thought of your first reaction to this letter.
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Exposition, Impatience
“None of the reasons you’ve given for unruly mobs explain why they want me.”
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The Classics
“Their demands are fairly simple.”
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Tradition
“…and that’s why you should abandon your evil ways and become a force for good.”
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