May 2005 – Eviscerati.Org

The Ubersoft Letters: Chapter Two

27 May 2005 C. B. Wright The Ubersoft Letters 0 Comments

Though it has been some time since our last lesson, I am pleased to note that you are employing our greatest weapon – the blurring of the distinction between license and ownership – to great effect.

The Ubersoft Letters: Chapter One

26 May 2005 C. B. Wright The Ubersoft Letters 0 Comments

Perhaps our greatest achievement to date has been our ability to convince people to spend enormous sums of money to purchase software that they do not, in fact, own.

Accountability

25 May 2005 C. B. Wright Kernel Panic 0 Comments

“Hey man, Arnauld Dreck is on the phone. He wants to know why the servers have been down all week.”

The Ubersoft Letters: Introduction

25 May 2005 C. B. Wright The Ubersoft Letters 0 Comments

I chuckle at the thought of your first reaction to this letter.

Lessons Unlearned

18 May 2005 C. B. Wright Kernel Panic 0 Comments

ALAN: All right, this is ridiculous. Now I’m getting calls that LARRY is down, and I — Jack, what are you doing? JACK: Installing Gentoo on Larry. ALAN: WHAT? Jack,t hose two tied up Moe for THREE DAYS trying to install Gentoo on it. I can’t afford to go through this again! JACK: That’s just it, man. They were trying