Help DeskA Day At The Office: MonkC. B. Wright30 May 20051 August 2022 by C. B. Wright30 May 20051 August 20220 "My computer keeps displaying an out of memory error message."...
The Ubersoft LettersThe Ubersoft Letters: Chapter TwoC. B. Wright27 May 200524 December 2022 by C. B. Wright27 May 200524 December 20220 Though it has been some time since our last lesson, I am pleased to note that you are employing our greatest weapon - the blurring...
Help DeskMob Rule By CommitteeC. B. Wright27 May 20051 August 2022 by C. B. Wright27 May 20051 August 20220 "The Boss had decided to remain evil."...
Help DeskMotivationC. B. Wright26 May 20051 August 2022 by C. B. Wright26 May 20051 August 20220 "Your offer intrigues me."...
The Ubersoft LettersThe Ubersoft Letters: Chapter OneC. B. Wright26 May 200524 December 2022 by C. B. Wright26 May 200524 December 20220 Perhaps our greatest achievement to date has been our ability to convince people to spend enormous sums of money to purchase software that they do...
Kernel PanicAccountabilityC. B. Wright25 May 200526 December 2022 by C. B. Wright25 May 200526 December 20220 "Hey man, Arnauld Dreck is on the phone. He wants to know why the servers have been down all week."...
The Ubersoft LettersThe Ubersoft Letters: IntroductionC. B. Wright25 May 200524 December 2022 by C. B. Wright25 May 200524 December 20220 I chuckle at the thought of your first reaction to this letter....
Help DeskExposition, ImpatienceC. B. Wright25 May 20051 August 2022 by C. B. Wright25 May 20051 August 20220 "None of the reasons you've given for unruly mobs explain why they want me."...
Help DeskThe ClassicsC. B. Wright24 May 20051 August 2022 by C. B. Wright24 May 20051 August 20220 "Their demands are fairly simple."...
Help DeskTraditionC. B. Wright23 May 20051 August 2022 by C. B. Wright23 May 20051 August 20220 "...and that's why you should abandon your evil ways and become a force for good."...