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Month: April 2003

Speculation

30 April 2003 C. B. Wright Help Desk 0 Comments

“We tried, but it looks like the cartoonist insists on working through his frustrations by adding to your misery.”

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Stress

29 April 2003 C. B. Wright Help Desk 0 Comments

“This week is ‘moving week.'”

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Lack of Interest

28 April 2003 C. B. Wright Help Desk 0 Comments

“I really don’t think we’re looking to buy out any companies right now.”

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Fishing for Leverage

25 April 2003 C. B. Wright Help Desk 0 Comments

“So why exactly is a representative of the SCO Group calling the Ubersoft help desk?”

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Comparing Tall Tales

24 April 2003 C. B. Wright Help Desk 0 Comments

“I’m a representative of the SCO Group…”

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An Appropriate Conclusion

23 April 2003 C. B. Wright Help Desk 0 Comments

“I’m having a problem with my computer.”

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Back to Normal

23 April 2003 C. B. Wright Kernel Panic 0 Comments

“Well, we’ve decided on an operating system to run on the server.”

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Inanimate Behavior

22 April 2003 C. B. Wright Help Desk 0 Comments

“It is true, Alex. Computers are evil.”

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Silicon Metaphysics

21 April 2003 C. B. Wright Help Desk 0 Comments

“Why are you troubled?”

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Personifying the Microchip

17 April 2003 C. B. Wright Help Desk 0 Comments

“Computers do not mock.”

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