April 2003 – Eviscerati.Org

Speculation

“We tried, but it looks like the cartoonist insists on working through his frustrations by adding to your misery.”

“This week is ‘moving week.'”

“I really don’t think we’re looking to buy out any companies right now.”

“So why exactly is a representative of the SCO Group calling the Ubersoft help desk?”

“I’m a representative of the SCO Group…”

“I’m having a problem with my computer.”

“Well, we’ve decided on an operating system to run on the server.”

“It is true, Alex. Computers are evil.”

“Why are you troubled?”

“Computers do not mock.”