1996 – Eviscerati.Org

“I can’t see any difference between your products.”

“Why does ‘Nifty Doorways’ 5.0 Server cost $2,000 more than ND Client?”

“I noticed in your latest operating system, ‘Nifty Doorways 5.0,” that you sell a client and a server version. What’s the difference?”

“I just bought your new operating system, and I can’t figure out your licensing deal.”

“Your program just broke my keyboard.”

“I’m using MegaWordSoftPro 8.0c, and I think I’ve discovered a serious bug.”

“I’m running your Mac version of MegaWordSoftPro through a Mac Emulator for the PC, in an Xwindows session in Linux.”

They just transferred me to the “Advanced” level of Tech Support.

“What’s going on? Why have we gone to ‘Red Alert?'”

“We have an OS/2 situation on Line 5.”

Year: 1996