“I can’t see any difference between your products.”
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“I can’t see any difference between your products.”
Read more“Why does ‘Nifty Doorways’ 5.0 Server cost $2,000 more than ND Client?”
Read more“I noticed in your latest operating system, ‘Nifty Doorways 5.0,” that you sell a client and a server version. What’s the difference?”
Read more“I just bought your new operating system, and I can’t figure out your licensing deal.”
Read more“Your program just broke my keyboard.”
Read more“I’m using MegaWordSoftPro 8.0c, and I think I’ve discovered a serious bug.”
Read more“I’m running your Mac version of MegaWordSoftPro through a Mac Emulator for the PC, in an Xwindows session in Linux.”
Read moreThey just transferred me to the “Advanced” level of Tech Support.
Read more“What’s going on? Why have we gone to ‘Red Alert?'”
Read more“We have an OS/2 situation on Line 5.”
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