Dear Apple Sons of Bitches:

Mark Fiore, in case you weren't paying attention (or you had your collective heads so far up your collective asses that you were too comfortably ensconced in your collective cocoons to bother noticing) is a Pulitzer Prize winning cartoonist. Apparently he thought it would be a good idea to create an app for your iPhone, so that his fans could, I don't know, browse whatever it was he was doing from the comfort of their own battery-welded-to-the-chassis, walled-in-for-your-protection phone.

It's not a bad business decision, I guess. Unfortunately you geniuses pulled his app from your store. According to an article on Wired.com, you did so because it violated Section 3.3.14 from the iPhone Developer Program License Agreement:

Applications may be rejected if they contain content or materials of any kind (text, graphics, images, photographs, sounds, etc.) that in Apple's reasonable judgment may be found objectionable, for example, materials that may be considered obscene, pornographic, or defamatory.

Congratulations, Apple. You decided to come out against satire.