ubersoft: Finished tomorrow's Help Desk. Feeling ambivalent about tomorrow's Help Desk. Posting tomorrow's Help Desk anyway.

ubersoft: Drawing tomorrow's Help Desk.

ubersoft: ... with some fava beans and a nice chianti... RT @OpenAtMicrosoft: We do! @NetworkWorld Does Microsoft really love open source?

ubersoft: With that in mind I would like to debut my new all-silhouette webcomic sometime next week.

ubersoft: And I wondered what it was that separated that silhouette from what I usually draw. "Well, that's easy," I thought. "It's a SILHOUETTE."

ubersoft: You know, it's funny. I was looking at today comic and I thought "What a respectable silhouette that is." Compared to my normal work anyway.

ubersoft: @Kitsunemisao Heh. No, actually! The story moves forward... an inch or two. Oh, and your pics are going up tomorrow.

ubersoft: New Help Desk!

ubersoft: Monday's comic is in the queue. Also... a new KERNEL PANIC is already in the queue for Wednesday.

ubersoft: Hey kids... guess what I'm doing? Loading tomorrow's Help Desk comic into the queue! #itsatrick

ubersoft: #I'm #just #doing #what @loresjoberg #told #me #to #do

ubersoft: After meeting deadlines and getting deliverables out the door -- nearly 3000 pgs of docs -- I get strep throat. #aintitalwaystheway

ubersoft: @jdmulloy I went from Palm to Evo. While webOS is a superior OS the Evo is an absolutely fantastic machine.

ubersoft: @rushlimbang I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about.

ubersoft: In the end, though, I think the secret meaning of the dream was "stop working 75-hour weeks."

ubersoft: If it makes you feel any better @KeithOlbermann you were the brains of the operation.

ubersoft: Last night I dreamt @KeithOlbermann, Glenn Beck and that blonde conservative from the View had to cooperate to thwart a govt conspiracy.

ubersoft: It has been noted that Fat Man was actually the smaller of the two atom bombs. To this I reply: look! A shiny distraction!

ubersoft: I have nicknamed my two documents "Fat Man" and Little Boy." Fat Man weighs in at 2356 pages, Little Boy just passed 500.

ubersoft: RT @ebertchicago: Too many Americans believe the Constitution guarantees only their rights.